世界で一番ため息の出る場所、
それはおそらくゴルフ場のグリーンです。
一日中ため息をついている方が籠っている
部屋の中もその可能性はありますが。
「あっ、押し出した。」
「あっ、引っ掛けた。」
「あっ、強い。」
「あっ、弱い。」
「えっ、あっちに曲がるの?」
「あっ、30㎝のパットが外れるかあ~。」
等々、ため息の種はいくつでもあります。
平均、3.5人が連日40組前後訪れ、
誰か彼かがため息をつくグリーン上こそ、
世界で一番ため息の出る場所です。
ただ、長い距離のパットが入った、
バーディパット・イーグルパットが入った、
曲がるラインを読み切った等、
ガッツポーズがもっとも出る場所でもあります。
一方、ストレスは別の何かに集中することで
発散することができます。
お祭りと息をのむ瞬間が入り混じるこの場所で、
皆様、今日もストレスをご発散ください。
2017.9.25
The most sighing place in the world
The most sighing place in the world is probably the golf green.
This could also be the case in a room where someone is sighing all day.
“Oh, I pushed it out.”
“Oh, I hooked it.”
“Oh, it was strong.”
“Oh, it was weak.”
“What, it curved that way?”
“Oh, I missed that 30cm putt.”
There are many reasons like this to give rise to sighs.
On average, around 40 groups of 3.5 people visit every day, and the green, where someone or other is always heaving a sigh, is the most sighing place in the world.
However, it is also the place where you will see the most fist pumps as people make long putts, birdie or eagle putts, read a curved ball, and so on.
However, it is also the place where you will see the most fist pumps as people make long putts, birdie or eagle putts, read a curved ball, and so on.
Come and release your stress today in this place where festivities and sighing moments come together.
Damn, I pushed it out again.
According to my records, that was the 1,234th time you’ve done this.
That’s right. My face immediately follows the ball.
Maybe the gravity on your ball is too strong?
If that’s the case, the ball won’t leave the putter?
If that’s the case, then it’s that.
Right now, the sun is in the sky to the right, so it’s the gravitational force of the sun.
Ah, the ball went to the right because of the gravitational force of the sun. I had never thought about that before. I didn’t realize it.
2017.9.25